The World is a Stalker

So you think you're a stalker because you creep your friends or people you don't even know on Facebook? Psh. Facebook stalking is for amateurs. If you really want to stalk, get into the stuff that the nerds at Google have to offer.

Google Latitude allows your friends to be able to know where you are. Yep, that's right... instead of going through the trouble of trying to figure out where people are, why not just tell them? Life's so much more easier this way, don't you think? So the next time your friend is late to a meeting, and they tell you they were stuck in traffic, you can hit up Google Latitude and see whether or not they're lying. Because stalking beats honesty. Always.

Google Street View lets you view the world at ground level. That's right, you can pretty much creep your local streets from the comfort of your own home, without stepping outside. So the next time you plan to commit a crime or something, perhaps you should think twice because Google Street View is watching you.


Now with technology like this, you can't help but be a little paranoid (stuff in grey is said by me).

"Do you want to buy books from Amazon? I need to spend 20 more dollars to get free shipping."
"OK!!!"
"But you have to pay for the books yourself."
"Why can't you pay?"
"Because."
"Why don't you go to Chapters and buy them or something?"
"I'm boycotting Chapters."
"Why?"
"Umm, can't say. I think my car is tapped."
"LOL."
"It probably is. I'm sure my 407 transponder is too."
"Umm... ok. LOL. HI GOVERNMENT!!!"